my lessons in tease, orgasm denial and Femdom control training

Ballad for Chastity Mistress Cassandra: 50 Ways to Lock Your Lover

(you know the tune)

The problem is all about your cock
She said to me
The answer is easy if I
Lock you with this key
I’d like to make that penis struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To lock your lover

She said you’ll really lose that habit
To protrude
Furthermore, I hope my key ring
Isn’t lost or you’ll be screwed
But I’ll repeat myself
While you stand there in the nude
The must be fifty ways
To lock your lover
Fifty ways to lock your lover

CHORUS: 
Don’t slip out the back, Jack
Get a new lock, cock
You don’t need to be stiff, Biff
No way to get free
Hop in the truss, Gus
No room to get hard much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And sit down to pee
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One response

  1. I love a good parody, especially this one. Not a Paul Simon fan but I do remember the song! Good work!

    December 13, 2010 at 10:58 am

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